Ward’s Guide to Questing is a hilarious romp into the murky world of fairy tale heroes and villains. Even if they are rather intriguing at times…īouncing between the quest that began Geoffrey’s villainy career and the quest that may end it, Geoffrey P. Princesses are really more bother than they’re worth. And now, he’s stuck penning the story about the grand quest that drove him from hero to villain all to appease people’s curiosity and to save his sanity.Īnd if that wasn’t bad enough, another quest comes knocking on his door. When he mentioned it in passing in his Guide to Villainy, it hadn’t seemed that big a deal. Yes, he started off as a hero before he became the world famous fairy tale villain consultant he is today.
But answering the same questions about his backstory over and over irritated him more. He had enough on his plate, thank you very much, and that sort of self-indulgent behavior didn’t appeal to him. Writing his memoir wasn’t something Geoffrey P. Perfect for fans of fractured fairy tales! Ward’s Guide to Villainy will give you the tools and knowledge you need to succeed.īecause even villains deserve their own happily ever after.Discover a wickedly funny fantasy that is The Princess Bride meets Once Upon a Time.
Whether looking to overthrow a kingdom or put your unruly stepdaughter in her place, Geoffrey P. Ward is the world’s foremost (and only) fairy tale villain consultant, and in this guide, he outlines all the critical tips for success you need to achieve your villainous goals.
However, from “once upon a time” to “happily ever after,” heroes have stacked the deck against the intrepid villains. They prefer people to think that only divine destiny allows others the right to join their exclusive club, but fate isn’t a good enough reason to let the heroes get all the glory. At least that’s what the fairy tale fops would have you believe. Unless you’re born into the role of hero or handed it by misguided fairy godmothers, you can never hope to achieve anything beyond the measly life you’ve got. Connecting the RIGHT readers with the RIGHT books
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